Jason Derulo politely requests that you “get ugly”, ostensibly because
he is in a club right now and all the girls here are too good-looking
for him, which is baffling because he is Jason Derulo, one of the
world’s leading handsome millionaires. Like: what do these abstract
non-ugly girls even look like? Where is this club and how do I get
there?
Is he in a club full of lithe, gorgeous, unachievable space
aliens? I understand where Derulo was going with this: he was trying to
make the most 2016 song possible, and with all the croaked exclamations
of “bruh” and a video that seems entirely focused around “the dab” (it’s
a dance move BTW), he has succeeded, but I think he needs to rethink
his hook. It’s inconceivable.
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